Welcome to my ongoing review of controversial new genetic startup, My Little Me. In case you missed it, check out Day One of my adventure.
Day 2: New Best Friends!
I awoke to find Little Joe brewing a pot of coffee…
I ask why he’s up so early and Little Joe informs me that it was his first time seeing the sunrise.
I agree that it’s a truly beautiful sight and turn to look out the window myself…
Little Joe says he wants to see all that Burbank has to offer, so we drive to a nearby 7-11. Little Joe promptly set about examining the merchandise…
Embarrassed, I helped Little Joe off the hot dogs and assist him in quenching his thirst…
Little Joe asks the 7-11 attendant for a pack of Marlboro Reds. The attendant asks for some identification, which Little Joe gladly provides…
We leave 7-11 and head home. I have a big date to get ready for!
Little Joe, despite being created only a few short weeks ago, is super smart. He has this idea of sitting in my ear and telling me what to say so my date, Jessica, will like me! I think he said it was from the movie Cyrus. I don’t know, I’ve never heard of it.
Little Joe and I finish getting ready. We are super excited about having a good time…
We get to the restaurant and sit down with Jessica. Little Joe has the most clever things for me to say, like, “I can’t believe how expensive cheese is.”
Obviously, Jessica is nothing but entranced…
We finish up dinner and Little Joe pops out, pretending he has just arrived. “Am I late?” he asks.
I told him no—he was right on time!
Little Joe says we should go sing some karaoke to impress Jessica and I totally agree.
I suggest Randy Newman’s “Little People,” but Little Joe doesn’t care for it…
Little Joe suggests something by Elton John. I think it’s a great idea!
After a quick outfit change, we’re ready to go…
I tell Little Joe I’m nervous because I really want to impress Jessica. He pulls a tiny candy out of his pocket and tells me to eat it, because it will calm me down.
Little Joe is ALWAYS looking out for me. We start singing “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”, but everything starts getting a little hazy…
Thanks to Jeremy Slome and Jeff Greco for help with the photography!
